Before flopping, Atkins goes "Low Cash"

In a day and time when Americans are searching for the easest way to lose weight without getting up off thier asses or leaving the tv for a minute, or even give up fast food for a bit, Atkins whom mind you filed for section 11 bankruptcy this last week, has decided to try one last time for a peice of that money making American health trend pie. Now instead of running to the store for a head of lettuce or even a couple tomatoes, you too can mozy your fat ass to McDonalds, for a very inexpensive alternetive....ketchup and mustard packs. What has American come to? First they try lying to people telling them that carbs are bad and losing the carbs means losing the weight. Its bullshit. You can lose all the carbs you want but when you quit the worthless diet, your going to gain back at least what took you a year to finally lose. The problem though is'nt the diet itself, its the people who thought of this so called "diet" that are a disgrace to America. It's the people who buy into all this mess and the consumers of the foods themselves. No one told you to eat a greasy, salty hamburger every night this week for dinner, along with those extra large boxes of fries, even funnier is the ones who order all this and then ask for Diet Coke. How come other countries have no problem with obesity? They don't have Atkins cramming false diet propaganda down thier throats, they don't live in a country where every other commercial on television is for a new way to "burn the fat" or "lose weight without giving up your eating habits" and they STILL maintain overall healthier lifestyles. Im quite happy to see Atkins finally go under, especially if they think they can get away with telling people its healthy to live on ketchup and mustard with a dessert of relish. Not only that but its low cash to. It's sad enough that someone has to pay another to tell he/she how to eat. Have fun sucking up unemployment Atkins. ~ds~